Such majestic creatures.
nah mom I went to bed 4 hours ago I just woke up to go to the bathroom
teenage girls actually have to go through a lot of bullshit and the fact that it’s considered cool to make fun of them for being upset or emotional is kind of gross
so who do I get in touch with about marrying obama’s speechwriter
it’s like you’re my mirror
did i actually save or did i imagine it? better save eleven more times
everybodys dad has a weird obsession with something
the family business
why hate on trans boys when you can hate on cis boys
why hate on anyone when you can grow up and spread some positivity instead
primary source of income: when my mom gives me money to buy something and doesn’t ask for the change back
This is a thing
This literally covers my full range of human emotion.
it’s 2014 and having a valid and logical argument with your parents is still “talking back”
*punches you in the face*
“It’s a metaphor”