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♥ Qu’ils mangent de la brioche ♥

Robyn. 18. Class of 2013. Pansexual. Fabulous, fat, and attractive as fuck. Fatposi /Tegan & Sara/ Rocky Horror Picture Show/ Sweeney Todd./Walking Dead/ American Horror Story/ Bates Motel/Alan Rickman/ Norman Reedus/ Other shit I fancy.*Ask Me is at the bottom of the page*

Jul 14th at 2PM / via: imstrangeandlikeable / op: pizzaland / 814,186 notes

murder-myself:

the most emotional post on tumblr


quinsource:

quinsource:

Quin Source presents:

Anatomy of a Selfie with Ms. Sara “Selfie” Quin.

(it took me like a hundred years..and then i figured out that i kept writing the word..step but i was in picture 6 and i honestly didn´t want to go back..so you can use this as steps or whatever the f..you want..)

DON´T FORGET TO CHECK 5 MONTHS OF SARA SELFIE QUIN!


Put ‘unf’ in my ask if you find me attractive.

sexti0n:

*anxiously waits for the zero messages i’ll get*


officialsharks:

if u ever purposefully hurt an animal in front of me i will punch u so fuckin fast ill break the fuckin sound barrier dont fuckin test me watch ur back pal


Jul 13th at 3PM / via: ellenandportialove / op: lalna / 446,929 notes

lalna:

i wanna date someone and live with them in a shitty apartment but be happy about it because we are happy together and we can decorate it with stupid dorky posters of shit we like and figurines and art and we can cook weird recipes we found on the internet and eat them and watch cartoons even if the food is gross because we made it and we’re perfect



vaguelyjewish:

testoster0ne:

how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons.

like isn’t just like having sex idgi?

This sounds like a Mitt Romney diary entry.


kettle-mug-coffee-yawn:

ramblingsofanintrovert:

capslockapocalypse:

I woke up and counted my presents… 36.
THIRTY SIX!??
BUT LAST YEAR- LAST YEAR I HAD THIRTY SEVEN.

Yes, yes, but some are quite a bit bigger than last year.

I DON’T CARE HOW BIG THEY ARE


Jul 13th at 3PM / via: livinalife / op: dickbuttofficial / 290,420 notes

feeltheillinoise-:

EVERY FCUKING TIEM I CAN’T HANDLE THIS JOKE



Jul 13th at 3PM / via: hauntful / op: depressionworld / 76,083 notes

Jul 11th at 1AM / via: queenmerbabe / op: pournstar / 24,536 notes

pournstar:

boy: have sex w me
girl: no
boy: misandry is real


nintenofficial:

dropdeadesu:

aragaki:

i don’t get this. why does this have so many notes. does it have to do with the type of ice cream? Napoleon ice cream? Napoleon Bonaparte? is that Napoleon Bonaparte’s hand?

nobody explain

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nintenofficial:

dropdeadesu:

aragaki:

i don’t get this. why does this have so many notes. does it have to do with the type of ice cream? Napoleon ice cream? Napoleon Bonaparte? is that Napoleon Bonaparte’s hand?

nobody explain

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maximustrashagon:

"what about a lesbian princess" always seems to lead to two answers

  • what about a gay prince?
  • what about a female princess that doesn’t hinge on a love plot?

what about I didn’t ask for your shitty opinion I asked for a lesbian princess


officialettuce:

Bitch we are wearing the same thing

officialettuce:

Bitch we are wearing the same thing